It's a fact that when you meet me you will want to know more so I've put together an FAQ about me; it may save us some time or even inspire further conversation. 

  • I am totally bonkers.
  • I am a genius, yes its official.
  • I am really funny; you will laugh with me.
  • I am outrageous and say outrageous things.
  • I am strong, so so strong, you will be amazed.
  • I am fighter, let me show you how to fight.
  • I am afraid of cash points, how mad is that!
  • I am really crap at driving, so bad its hilarious.
  • I am prone to swearing, don’t take offence.
  • I am a winner; I have never lost at anything.
  • I am scary intuitive; I will tell you about you.
  • I am a tea person, Earl Grey at 2.15 every day.
  • I am an incredible listener and I forget nothing.
  • I am the hero of my life, you can be yours too.
  • I am the one that always stands up to the bully.
  • I am not a survivor, I am a warrior, join me.

I am totally bonkers, I know I’ve already said that.

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